"And on the third night you shall be visited by the Pumping Angel who will bestow upon you gifts of lactation cookies and People Magazines."
"I’m so glad we’re raising our child on the set of the Total Eclipse of the Heart video."
“Me too, honey.”
That “dumbass nerd” is Neil deGrasse Tyson.
A lesson to the kids, don’t couples selfie. It’s an ugly thing.
I voted #getoutthevote